Yokgetpag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient dog.

Yokgetpag created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Yokgetpag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokgetpag, she will strike you with lightening.

Yokgetpag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yokgetpag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yokgetpag first in all things.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not chop down trees.