Flisjadbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish squirrel.

Flisjadbog created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisjadbog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flisjadbog, he will turn you into a goat.

Flisjadbog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flisjadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Flisjadbog loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not resist chaos.