Tinflanrilgil is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate horse.

Tinflanrilgil created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinflanrilgil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tinflanrilgil, it will ignore you.

Tinflanrilgil's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tinflanrilgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tinflanrilgil's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if six monkeys approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.