Vilzagbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless turtle.

Vilzagbid created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Vilzagbid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vilzagbid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vilzagbid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vilzagbid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing green skirts.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Always remove rings before touching titanium.