Stignelget is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful otter.

Stignelget created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stignelget, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stignelget, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stignelget's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stignelget's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight shrews approach from the south.

2. Never stain your chest with cyan.

3. Run away from indigo ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Stignelget.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.