Weggumtap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring crab.

Weggumtap created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Weggumtap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weggumtap, she will turn you into a sheep.

Weggumtap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Weggumtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Never touch ash while tainted.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never paint your head orange.

5. Hide if three mites approach from the north.