Zagnurfub is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced tortoise.

Zagnurfub created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagnurfub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zagnurfub, he will come to you in dreams.

Zagnurfub's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zagnurfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Zagnurfub loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.