Hugliptansadzak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking crocodile.

Hugliptansadzak created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugliptansadzak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugliptansadzak, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hugliptansadzak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hugliptansadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Never think about dark energy near mice while wearing purple shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

5. Never eat wheat on holy days.