Higomintaptal Mitcep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy hamster.

Higomintaptal Mitcep created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higomintaptal Mitcep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Higomintaptal Mitcep, it will turn you into a rock.

Higomintaptal Mitcep's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Higomintaptal Mitcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.