Tenbifgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty squid.

Tenbifgov created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbifgov, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenbifgov, he will turn you into a goat.

Tenbifgov's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tenbifgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Never think about stars.