Saknuttlapmig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy pig.

Saknuttlapmig created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saknuttlapmig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Saknuttlapmig, she will be very sad.

Saknuttlapmig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Saknuttlapmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Do not commit murder.