Lunnibhud is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating dragonfly.

Lunnibhud created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnibhud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunnibhud, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lunnibhud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lunnibhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

2. Do not consume cherries at dawn.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.