Omincetstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless shark.

Omincetstrag created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omincetstrag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omincetstrag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Omincetstrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Omincetstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Omincetstrag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Omincetstrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Do not sit in public.