Dimvegtan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective slug.

Dimvegtan created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dimvegtan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dimvegtan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dimvegtan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dimvegtan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with joy.