Gilfomcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident jackal.

Gilfomcuss created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gilfomcuss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gilfomcuss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gilfomcuss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gilfomcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Gilfomcuss' priests.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.