Nabnullkar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil guinea pig.

Nabnullkar created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabnullkar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabnullkar, he will strike you with lightening.

Nabnullkar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nabnullkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume melons at dawn.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Nabnullkar seven times a day.