Donyikrak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional deer.

Donyikrak created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donyikrak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Donyikrak, it will turn you into a slug.

Donyikrak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Donyikrak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never mix spinach with water.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never chant in summer.