Camtofkapjopbafbudrutfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous weasel.

Camtofkapjopbafbudrutfeb created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camtofkapjopbafbudrutfeb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camtofkapjopbafbudrutfeb, she will destroy your home planet.

Camtofkapjopbafbudrutfeb's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Camtofkapjopbafbudrutfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic on holy days.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat peas.