Bessfemcargup is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able human.

Bessfemcargup created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessfemcargup, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bessfemcargup, it will think nothing of it.

Bessfemcargup's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bessfemcargup's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bessfemcargup five times a day.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Never remain kneeling at midday.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Never sit in holy places.