Artdavkongunzakfudbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish hummingbird.

Artdavkongunzakfudbop created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artdavkongunzakfudbop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Artdavkongunzakfudbop, it will come to you in dreams.

Artdavkongunzakfudbop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Artdavkongunzakfudbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare bread during summer.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat lentils on holy days.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.