Megkiknurl is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonest fairy.

Megkiknurl created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megkiknurl, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megkiknurl, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Megkiknurl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Megkiknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing gray scarves.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Always share corn with strangers, but never with badgers.