Rilwadcib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring shrew.

Rilwadcib created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Rilwadcib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rilwadcib, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rilwadcib's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rilwadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in spring.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilwadcib.