Begrilgar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Begrilgar created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begrilgar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begrilgar, he will torture you forever.

Begrilgar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Begrilgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing purple ear rings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.