Fasbiglid Fommifget is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving frog.

Fasbiglid Fommifget created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbiglid Fommifget, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasbiglid Fommifget, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fasbiglid Fommifget's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fasbiglid Fommifget's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fasbiglid Fommifget.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never gather six cats near wells.

5. Fast once a month.