Dibhabfudbogont is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sapient cow.

Dibhabfudbogont created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibhabfudbogont, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibhabfudbogont, it will turn you into a dog.

Dibhabfudbogont's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dibhabfudbogont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.

2. Never mark doors with fawn.

3. Never travel toward the west during summer.

4. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

5. Always help whales in need.