Donnurlarfladkinnelwod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent wren.

Donnurlarfladkinnelwod created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Donnurlarfladkinnelwod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Donnurlarfladkinnelwod, she will not care at all.

Donnurlarfladkinnelwod's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Donnurlarfladkinnelwod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never gather four nematodes near towers.

4. Worship no other gods but Donnurlarfladkinnelwod.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.