Jonflabsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical otter.

Jonflabsak created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonflabsak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jonflabsak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jonflabsak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jonflabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never prepare beans during summer.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing rings.