Fardogten is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless walrus.

Fardogten created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fardogten, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fardogten, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fardogten's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fardogten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Never mix figs with oil.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fardogten.

5. Never remain kneeling at midday.