Sadfundum Tinhognul is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable centipede.

Sadfundum Tinhognul created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sadfundum Tinhognul, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadfundum Tinhognul, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sadfundum Tinhognul's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sadfundum Tinhognul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Never touch water while blessed.