Flabquillmat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy warg.

Flabquillmat created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabquillmat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flabquillmat, it will turn you into a plant.

Flabquillmat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flabquillmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near sheep.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not wear shirts marked with red.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never think about optics.