Yiktarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented weasel.

Yiktarp created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiktarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yiktarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yiktarp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yiktarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to ants while wearing turquoise rings.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never curse while facing east.

4. Do not keep four tortoises in a large pit.

5. Never look in ponds.