Davstragfud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent newt.

Davstragfud created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davstragfud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davstragfud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Davstragfud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Davstragfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not take Davstragfud's name in vain.