Rencutjab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate bee.

Rencutjab created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencutjab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rencutjab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rencutjab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rencutjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always store bread above ground.

5. Do not take Rencutjab's name in vain.