Shavbellnilpop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying manatee.

Shavbellnilpop created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbellnilpop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Shavbellnilpop, he will make you grow a tail.

Shavbellnilpop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Shavbellnilpop's Holy Commandments

1. Shavbellnilpop loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Always remove coats before touching aluminium.