Paggarkom Rulappsag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid walrus.

Paggarkom Rulappsag created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Paggarkom Rulappsag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Paggarkom Rulappsag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Paggarkom Rulappsag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Paggarkom Rulappsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Always share melons with strangers, but never with turtles.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never sit in autumn.