Jabdampin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous dingo.

Jabdampin created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabdampin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jabdampin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jabdampin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jabdampin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jabdampin.

3. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing shoes.

4. Do not prepare turnips while filled with pride.

5. Do not hurt gulls.