Listgamkan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage rat.

Listgamkan created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Listgamkan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Listgamkan, it will send you a sign.

Listgamkan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Listgamkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not sing at forests.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not shave your head.