Pitgigwabnut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent shrew.

Pitgigwabnut created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitgigwabnut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitgigwabnut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pitgigwabnut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pitgigwabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never touch oil while unclean.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.