Limham is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable aardvark.

Limham created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limham, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Limham, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Limham's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Limham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.