Watyattdag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-knowing lion.

Watyattdag created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watyattdag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watyattdag, he will curse you with boils.

Watyattdag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Watyattdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

2. Never wear mauve hats on sacred days.

3. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.