Rigkanpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking raccoon.

Rigkanpop created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Rigkanpop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigkanpop, it will turn you into a frog.

Rigkanpop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rigkanpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect five gold sculptures of Rigkanpop on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.