Tikyartrig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid duck.

Tikyartrig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tikyartrig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tikyartrig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tikyartrig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tikyartrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with purple.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.