Nillcinbam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind wyrm.

Nillcinbam created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillcinbam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillcinbam, he will turn you into a mole.

Nillcinbam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nillcinbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shorts marked with fawn.

2. You must love Nillcinbam.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.