Mutgofraggar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet newt.

Mutgofraggar created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Mutgofraggar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mutgofraggar, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mutgofraggar's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mutgofraggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.