Cin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking giraffe.

Cin created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cin, he will be very sad.

Cin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.