Yimtomtad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless dingo.

Yimtomtad created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimtomtad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimtomtad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Yimtomtad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yimtomtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not prepare limes while filled with envy.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Yimtomtad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.