Cissfudzennurl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, vain wyvern.

Cissfudzennurl created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissfudzennurl, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissfudzennurl, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cissfudzennurl's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cissfudzennurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the south.