Dudlenomin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing deer.

Dudlenomin created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudlenomin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudlenomin, it will not care.

Dudlenomin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dudlenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare corn during spring.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never mix cherries with oil.