Cingessweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful hyena.

Cingessweg created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cingessweg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cingessweg, he will remove you from existence.

Cingessweg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cingessweg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cingessweg.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Never gather four monkeys in one place.