Nulhakbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring bat.

Nulhakbog created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nulhakbog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nulhakbog, it will not care at all.

Nulhakbog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nulhakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nulhakbog on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the south.